Here are things that are happening to me this week:
1. People keep telling me that I look great, which is nice, because I feel like a giant.
2. I no longer fit comfortably into Daniel's pajama pants.
3. I wore black leggings to work instead of pants one day.
4. I cried for a really long time for absolutely no reason last night.
5. I started to cry for absolutely no reason on the way to work this morning.
6. Last night I looked at Daniel and said, "I just can't get comfortable." And he asked why. And I answered, "Because I have these big old boobs now."
7. Made it to the gym and to yoga and on a few walks. I get out of breath more easily than I used to, but it feels really great to move.
8. Saw a preview for a movie about Stephen Hawking and cried.
9. At two giant pieces of apple pie in one sitting.
10. Ate lots of vegetables and fruits to make up for the pie.
11. Drank lots of lemon ginger tea.
12. Took 3 naps.
13. Continued to wage a battle against stretch marks using cocoa butter and coconut oil. So far, so good.
14. I still fit into my jeans, so I can't figure out how I've possibly gained so much weight. Again, I think it's going to my face. My face looks so fat.
15. Researched a million baby wrap things, trying to figure out how to wear my baby so I can still do things when I have a baby.
16. Had really weird dreams that I was yelling at my sister-in-law.
17. Made the best chicken pot pie that will ever be consumed. Secret ingredient: Whiskey.
18. Worked outside every single day because the weather is PERFECT.
19. Dreamed that I smoked a cigarette in front of my friends and they were furious with me for putting baby Banjo's health on the line. Apparently I still have secret nicotine cravings.
20. Interviewed for a real job because I'm losing my mind.
21. Started making plans to redecorate lots of things in our house because I am nesting now.
22. Started to look for baby registry items and only ended up looking at children's books. (Fail!)
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