Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Offensive Things People Said to Me This Week:

Sadly, all of these things took place at work.

"You know, after your baby comes, it’ll be pretty rough. You’ll have all those hormones coursing through your body and you’ll get postpartum really bad. You might even regret ever having a baby. But eventually everything will even out and you’ll be happy again."

(In a meeting full of my colleagues)
Guy: Oh, man. Stand up, Megan.
Me: No. I don’t want to stand up.
Guy: Come on, stand up. We want to see you.
Me: Reluctantly stand up
Guy: You’ve really got a belly now!
Me: This is making me feel very uncomfortable.

Co-worker’s wife: How far along are you?
Me: About 18 weeks
Her: Have you started to get really constipated yet?
Me: No…

“So, are you ready to kiss your relationship with your husband goodbye?”

EFFFFFFFFF.

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